Dear Diary: Negi

Negi

Monday, April 1

Dear Diary,

Today I handed out notebooks to the class for this clever assignment I made up the other day! I told them that it would be fun to write about their day and to share it with the class on Friday if they wanted to. I also told them that it could be their secret journal. They don't have to share. It's all for fun.

I also decided to participate in the assignment for an example for the rest of the class. I encouraged them to name their diaries. So instead of saying 'Dear Diary' all the time they can say 'Dear Susie' or something. So I will begin to call you Father.

Negi

Tuesday, April 2

Dear Father,

Something rather peculiar happened to me on my way back to my room. I saw an empty box of girl's panties just lying around in the corner. I looked around. There was no one in the hallway so I picked up the box, flipping over the flaps so that no one could see what I was carrying, and made my way to the office where the lost and found was. Someone must have been looking for their under garments!

On my way there I saw Kazumi-san and Haruna-san chatting in the hallway. I tried to squeeze past them unnoticed, but it's pretty hard not to notice a ten year old carrying a box that was as big as him.

The girls greeted me and I greeted them back. Haruna-san asked me what was in the box. Father, I am a terrible liar. I told them that it was important teacher-like business. I don't think that they believed me for a second! Kazumi-san grabbed onto the box said that it looked pretty heavy so she wanted to carry it for me. I tried to tell her that I was just fine, but she wouldn't let go.

I had to snatch it out of her hands. So I did and apologized saying that I had to run. Then Haruna-san said something about the box containing 'porn' magazines. Now I don't know what 'porn' is, but if these girls are making so much ruckus about it then it must be something pretty special!

I took off running. I could hear them running after me! I knew that the office wasn't too far so I only had a little more to go. Once I reached the office I immediately opened the door and ran in. I don't think the girls saw me go in, which was good!

The only one in the room was Takamichi. He's the best! He's so cool and talented! Anyway, he asked me what was in the box. I opened it and told him where I had found it. He told me to put it where all of the other lost clothes were. I thanked him and went to my dorm.

Later that night I heard Chamo talking about where he had hidden his 'pirate booty'. I wonder if he meant the box full of panties that I saw.

Oh well.

Negi

Wednesday, April 3

Dear Father,

It was raining today. Well, you know what they say, April showers bring May flowers! I saw Nodoka-san walking along the stairs where she had fallen and I had to catch her then shortly after Asuna-san found out about my magic and such. Well, she had a really big umbrella. And I mean REALY big! I didn't know how she was able to see with that thing!

I was afraid that the incident would repeat itself again so I walked closer to the stairs. Sure enough, Nodoka-san slipped over a slick spot on the pavement and began to fall. But I was there. I caught her with no magical aid! I looked down on her and looked into her eyes. She's really cute, Nodoka-san.

I must have been blushing because she was as red as a tomato! We looked at each other for a couple more seconds, but it began to feel a bit awkward so I put her down. She had tried to tell me something, but the only thing that came out of her mouth was 'fried pencils'. What on earth is a fried pencil? Before I could ask she ran off in the other direction. I guess I'll have to ask her later.

Girls are weird, Father.

Negi

Thursday, April 4

Dear Father,

Today we had a day off due to some kind of technical difficulty that had happened yesterday. So I spent the day with Asuna-san. She didn't like the idea, but Konoka-san insisted. She said that it was good for us to spend some time with each other. I told her that I would treat her to this really good sandwich place that I know of.

We took our seat outside because Asuna-san wanted to see the view. She told me several times that it wasn't a date. I didn't think of it as a date. The thought never entered my mind. We ordered our sandwiches. I ordered a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with banana slices and Asuna-san ordered a melted ham and cheese sandwich.

As we dug into our food I noticed the class rep walk by. I was about to call her over when Asuna-san threw her straw at me and told me to 'stuff it'. When the class rep walked away I asked Asuna-san why she didn't let me invite her over to join us. I looked over to Asuna-san who was blushing. She tried to look away from me, but she only blushed more. I thought that this was weird. Asuna-san NEVER blushes. She did only if Takamichi walked by or talked to her.

So I asked her if the class rep was special to her. This resulted in another straw to the forehead. So I figured that the answer was yes. Then I asked her if she liked the class rep like Setsuna-san liked Konoka-san. Asuna-san exploded. She told me that the idea of her and the rep together was sick and weird. Asuna threw three more straws at me then stormed off.

But she never stopped blushing.

Negi